The ASTROLABE: 5/13/25 | Will the "NOTHING EVER HAPPENS" Bros EVER Learn??

***NOTE: The ‘LABE intro starts at the ~23:00 mark***

Every M-F I do a livestream on Twitter and YT called The ASTROLABE, covering all the tweets, videos, articles, and memes that caught my eye. Many are saying it's the "best afternoon morning show on the internet."

SEE BELOW for the list of all the content for the 5/13 show.

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5/13 ASTROLABE LINKS:

• (23) MERICA MEMED on X: "Aight fine, I’ll rewatch midway. https://t.co/5KfI1Agajp" / X

• (21) Paul Suda on X: "TRUMP 47 Week 17 of 208 THE TIMES THEY ARE A-CHANGIN' https://t.co/HzF0roqAEi" / X

• (22) baldee on X: "Instagram reels: still up at 160k Spotify: taken down YouTube: video taken down but short still up TikTok: still up but not eligible for fyp These niggas is racist https://t.co/syodwKipGy" / X

• (22) Kanversation™️ on X: "H H by Ye [piano cover by Foundring] https://t.co/EnOqo1QGb6" / X

• (22) Wagie on X: "YE - HH (Barbershop Quartet) https://t.co/SurXuJZnPt" / X

• (22) Toad on X: "This better be the first ukulele cover of Heil Hitler @kanyewest https://t.co/joJVbbwmsD" / X

• (22) KaizerRev on X: "YE - HH (Country Version) https://t.co/Rc4NpYG1xM" / X

• (22) Armand Domalewski on X: "I’m sorry WHAT https://t.co/si2hYj1PxP" / X

• (22) John Carter on X: "The devs 100% knew exactly how this would play out. I can see the conversation now. The gender goblin insisting on inclusive representation. Devs rolling their eyes. A dev puts his hand up. "What if we include a pride parade?" he asks with angelic innocence. "That's a great" / X

• (23) Aaron on X: "Apple has released a new ad highlighting Magnifier, coming to Mac with macOS 16 later this year https://t.co/bM4h9NxJle" / X

• (23) Steve Jurvetson on X: "The first peek into fully automated tunneling ⚫ At the end, you can see the hydraulic rams that push the rotary drill face forward and the rotary jig that places pre-formed concrete tiles at the forward edge of an expanding cylindrical tunnel. More: https://t.co/D351dTzSr3" / X

• (23) Slate Auto on X: "The people spoke. We built. Meet the radically simple, radically affordable Slate. Reserve yours at https://t.co/Y5RkOIFCRo https://t.co/uvSZVpdkWv" / X

• (23) Lee Zeldin on X: "Start/stop technology: where your car dies at every red light so companies get a climate participation trophy. EPA approved it, and everyone hates it, so we’re fixing it. https://t.co/zFhijMyHDe" / X

• (23) alexandriabrown on X: "🧵 I went looking for the actual text of the EO on prescription drug prices since no one is actually linking that and I have to do everything around here and I found this that was issued on Friday and I missed it. I cannot stress how important this is. https://t.co/wuOpqoDjjt https://t.co/d4LUmR6YuK" / X

• (23) 🏛 Aristophanes 🏛 on X: "What this is actually about is revenge, it's revenge season. Trump is buck breaking big pharma over the entire industry collectively not telling the truth about COVID, botching the response on purpose out of greed, as well as turning what he wanted to be a cornerstone of his" / X

• (22) Daily Caller on X: "TRUMP: "A friend of mine who is a businessman... Highly neurotic. Brilliant businessman. Seriously overweight. And he takes the fat shot drug." https://t.co/roEjCvlD0g" / X

• (22) Marc Joffe on X: "BREAKING: House budget would penalize California $3.5 billion annually for continuing to provide Medicaid (Medi-Cal) coverage to illegal immigrants. Federal share for expansion population would drop from 90% to 80%. That's ~ 5 million beneficiaries who each cost ~ $7000/yr. https://t.co/bMnqxFKqtP" / X

• (23) Jellenne 🇺🇸🌵🌞 on X: "ICYMI: Great interview with @EagleEdMartin in Breitbart, read the whole thing. I really liked this part. https://t.co/ZMT71zRHuZ https://t.co/n04g2gpquo" / X

• (23) Bennett's Phylactery on X: "Dizzying heights of Getting What I Voted For https://t.co/QkBbu8JPAz" / X

• (22) Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social on X: "How could we be expected to go to South Africa for the very important G20 Meeting when Land Confiscation and Genocide is the primary topic of conversation? They are taking the land of white Farmers, and then killing them and their families. The Media refuses to report on this." / X

• (22) RAW EGG NATIONALIST on X: "Trump on South Africa: "It's a genocide. White Farmers are being brutally killed and their land is being confiscated." A statement like this from the President of the United States was unthinkable even months ago, let alone a special refugee program. https://t.co/lFsQDCCwTt" / X

• (22) Vagrant of Rhodes 🗡️🕯️ on X: "I know I speak for many when I say it's easy to feel desensitized by the abuse we've endured for the last two decades at the hands of the left. But we are witnessing a sea change. This is such a huge whitepill that it's difficult not to feel a profound sense of catharsis at the https://t.co/8SArErtbRp" / X

• (22) Vagrant of Rhodes 🗡️🕯️ on X: "I can't even begin to explain how refreshing it is to see normal, well behaved people who are grateful to be here and ready to assimilate out of gratitude for the country that took them in. The hostility of liberals towards these wonderful people is very revealing." / X

• (22) Vagrant of Rhodes 🗡️🕯️ on X: "The idea that refugees should actually be families, women and children instead of 20 year old schizoids and cartel drug dealers completely boggles the liberal mind, they literally cannot comprehend taking in someone who actually needs our help instead of parasitic criminals" / X

• (21) Oilfield Rando on X: "Say what you will about Trump but he’s the Eternal Intergalactic Champion of getting people to tell on themselves" / X

• (23) Grok / X | Brief Summary of Recent US-China Trade Agreement

• China Sent Secret Delegation To Washington To Negotiate Trade Deal While Vowing It Would "Never Talk To Trump" | ZeroHedge

• (22) Tanvi Ratna on X: "Everyone is focused on U.S.-China tariff rollbacks. But the real shift is institutional - the creation of a "formal committee" to discuss currency misalignment, non-tariff barriers & market access. This is a systemic restructuring that was already foreshadowed by Miran. As I https://t.co/k7lwVP7wbo" / X

• (22) Eric Daugherty on X: "Trump just walked out to Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. He plays the ENTIRE song and all of the Saudis remain standing. The world knows we are in a Golden Age. https://t.co/VhE7sjC9k9" / X

• (22) Eric Daugherty on X: "I CANNOT think of a greater sign of respect of America: President Trump is given a golf cart ride tour of Al-Turaif from the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Salman. They put on the entire thing for him. The Prince is personally driving. https://t.co/x0Ny3nqvGV" / X

• (22) Eric Daugherty on X: "🚨 HOLY SMOKES: Trump takes a blow torch to the neocons and interventionists while speaking to the Saudis. This is a VICTORY speech over globalism. "It's crucial for the wider world to know this great transformation has not come from Western interventionists, or flying people https://t.co/mN0Q9pbhWP" / X

• (22) Derek. on X: "Amazing." / X

• (22) zerohedge on X: "Trump Torches Neocons & Interventionists, Emphasizes 'Peace Through Strength' Deal-Making, Markets Going 'Lot Higher' In Major Saudi Speech https://t.co/LpcL2jBuhd" / X

• Trump Torches Neocons & Interventionists, Emphasizes 'Peace Through Strength' Deal-Making In Major Saudi Speech | ZeroHedge

• US Unveils $1.4BN Weapons Sale To UAE Just Before Trump Visit | ZeroHedge

• "A Complete Surrender" - Germany Stops Spying On AfD Party After US Pressure | ZeroHedge

• (23) Breaking911 on X: "Wow. UK PM STARMER: "We risk becoming an island of strangers." "I believe we need to reduce immigration significantly." https://t.co/HWQdkn7AF2" / X

• (23) Andrew Torba on X: "By God we’ll have our home again https://t.co/4f4BlWxQ9f" / X