MADURO Learns DONROE DOCTRINE While Bush Family SH|TS Bricks | The ASTROLABE

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1/3 ASTROLABE LINKS:

• (21) Noah Bieniek (Bee-Nick) on X: "This was the greatest two minutes of televised college sports commentary ESPN has showed since June! https://t.co/VHGYgBEraf" / X

• (21) Collamrach on X: "The Netflixification of Political Expectations. 🧵 Once upon a time people had to wait. If you grew up before streaming services, you had to wait for a week before you could see the next episode of your favorite show." / X

• (21) Sólionath on X: "In the next few days, you’re going to see a lot of people who got into politics from “BASED PINOCHET” and “FREE HELICOPTER FLIGHTS FOR COMMIES” memes, telling you that couping communist leaders in South America and replacing them with a friendly regime is actually a bad thing." / X

• (21) Maarek on X: "Some people on the right not being able to grasp why it would be easier to invade every country in Central America at the same time than to restore law and order to Chicago makes them permanently incapable of understanding 21st century American politics" / X

• (20) Christian Heiens 🏛 on X: "At some point you just have to lump these people in with anti-White Gay Race Communists and treat them no differently. They hate America because they see it as ZOG controlled and always will be no matter what, and anything that might be beneficial to US interests (like deposing" / X

• (20) ☦️ Kingpilled 👑 on X: "We’ve got a shoo-in Tweet of the Year candidate on Jan 3. 2026 will truly be a blessed year." / X

• (20) Cosmin Dzsurdzsa on X: "We get Fortunate Son Venezuela Edition and you're blackpilling? https://t.co/H2lIa4UiJR" / X

• (21) RealJustinLewis on X: "I can't believe this happened in real life https://t.co/OineRZ8fq9" / X

• (21) Bricktop_NAFO on X: "American TV is fucking wild. https://t.co/QXroY09t4V" / X

• (21) ☦️ Kingpilled 👑 on X: "Not only are you gonna get yoinked in the middle of the night but our poasters are gonna mog you via clanker" / X

• (21) James Blair on X: "There were signs." / X

• (21) Oilfield Rando on X: "The White House official account just dropped an unedited “nigga” on the main, what a time to be alive" / X

• (21) Defiant L’s on X: "Maduro: "Come for me, I am waiting for you... coward!" Trump: https://t.co/kPOvhQVqC1" / X

• (21) ☦️ Kingpilled 👑 on X: "Trump posted this to Truth Social. My President, I KNEEL! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 https://t.co/XL9uUiNpHp" / X

• (21) ☦️ Kingpilled 👑 on X: ""oh and fuck this guy too"" / X

• (21) ☦️ Kingpilled 👑 on X: "“Oh, and Pete…” “Sir?” “Make sure they fuck up that dirty commie Chavez while they’re down there” “You got it, Mr. President.” https://t.co/D1kIq2qqh7" / X

• (21) Basil the Great on X: "There were no DEI hires in the making of this photograph https://t.co/illvtSoNkO" / X

• (21) Clandestine on X: "Now nobody can say there haven’t been any high-profile arrests. This was not just a Military operation, but also done “in conjunction with US Law Enforcement”, meaning the DOJ, stemming from Maduro’s indictment in 2020 for narco-terrorism. This was NOT a war. It was an arrest. https://t.co/odJXpgWFpb" / X

• (21) Eric Zemmour on X: "La capture de Maduro rappelle trois vérités : La force n'a jamais quitté la géopolitique. Les bisounours peuvent ranger leurs peluches. Il ne sert à rien de sauter sur sa chaise comme un cabri en criant "souveraineté". Le devoir d'un homme d'État est de faire de son pays le" / X

• (23) Central Valley Politics on X: "today’s vibes: https://t.co/c43DUqEHvT" / X

• (23) anarcarural 🇳🇫🐂 on X: "Hoy nacera un venezolano llamado Deltafors Donaltrom Vasques" / X

• (23) Matt Morse on X: "Two things are immediately obvious: 1) Trump has been patiently waiting for a chance to capture Maduro alive, and 2) Maduro’s capture is effectively doomsday for the far-Left. In the very near future, we’re going to see Maduro publicly admit to everything - election" / X

• (23) Camo Aquaticus on X: "@kingpilled Here's Grok's attempt at animating it😂 https://t.co/a2LBz1nCQV" / X

• (23) OC Scanner 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 on X: "It’s pretty clear at this point where leaks come from." / X

• (23) tate brown on X: "Our Greenland envoy outside the Danish embassy https://t.co/BXcVyQU1PL" / X

• (23) 🇺🇸 Based Americana 🇺🇸 on X: "We are going to win https://t.co/MRIdtKUiO3" / X

• (23) Mary Margaret Olohan on X: "RUBIO: "This is a president of action, I don’t understand how they haven’t figured this out. Now if you don’t know, now you know." https://t.co/cvyxFuAo5z" / X

• (23) Carmine Sabia on X: "Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Cuba: "If I lived in Havana, in the government, I would be concerned." https://t.co/LCx4FLvU3H" / X

• (23) R A W S A L E R T S on X: "🚨#BREAKING: Watch as reporters ask Donald Trump about comments he made weeks earlier, when he said Colombian President Gustavo Petro “better watch his ass,” noting that Petro has since said he isn’t concerned. President Donald Trump responded by saying I stick by my statement. https://t.co/rnGedcxYiC" / X

• (23) NewsWire on X: "Hours after Venezuela operation, U.S. sent warning to governments of Mexico, Cuba and Colombia that their countries could be next — Axios" / X

• (24) Josh Rainer on X: "“The Monroe Doctrine is a big deal, but we’ve superseded it by a lot. They now call it the Donroe Doctrine.” He’s always on 😂 https://t.co/78P3MnrLFv" / X

• (24) ☦️ Kingpilled 👑 on X: "I really highly doubt the plan is to install Machado. Her selection for the Nobel was a pretty clear signal that she’s a wholly-owned subsidiary of the very globalist organized crime networks Trump is blowtorching. More likely is the existing Maduro govt remains in place, now" / X

• (24) Mary Margaret Olohan on X: "On Vice President Vance’s role in last night’s midnight raid in Venezuela, per a VP spox to @realDailyWire: “Vice President Vance was deeply integrated in the process and planning of the Venezuela strikes and Maduro’s arrest. He joined several late night meetings via secure" / X

• (25) Eric Levitz on X: "In my day, critics denounced U.S. wars of choice as imperialist schemes to seize foreign oil - while the president insisted they were really attempts to spread democracy Now, critics denounce such wars as attempts to spread democracy - while the president insists they are really" / X

• (25) Trump War Room on X: "America is back 🇺🇸 https://t.co/clnZQXHxWF" / X

• (26) SightBringer on X: "⚡️This is a structural rupture. The United States has just crossed a threshold that rewrites the implied global ruleset: • A sitting U.S. President has announced the capture of a foreign head of state • The operation occurred without multinational authorization, during a" / X

• (26) The Kobeissi Letter on X: "This is absolutely insane: Venezuela currently has 303 billion barrels of crude oil reserves, which Trump says the US now controls. Oil prices are trading at ~$57/barrel, making Venezuela's total reserves worth $17.3 TRILLION. Even if the US sells this oil for HALF of the" / X

• (25) Mario Zelaya on X: "I called it this morning. Maduro’s capture is going to hurt the Canadian economy. We are currently the world’s largest exporter of crude oil to the US. Trump just announced that billions will be invested in Venezuela, by some of the biggest US oil companies, to restore https://t.co/oemwXtKt83" / X

• (21) JoeLange on X: "The Bush family just shit a brick. Venezuela became a narco-state under the direction of George H.W. Bush, who installed a leader there many years ago and then sent his son, Jeb Bush to set up the drug trafficking routes and money laundering system. Most people have no clue, https://t.co/aGOyoydOTf" / X